97% of harvard grads can't answer this but 87% of kindergarteners can???

The world's hardest riddle:
I turn polar bears white,
and i will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee,
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities looks stupid,
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown,
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?


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facebook 上看到的谜语，我不知道自己的答案对不对。
要成为粉丝才能解答。
可是我觉得那个页面很怪。。
join了，要推荐给朋友。
推荐了，有又没反应。
算了，退出了。。。
谁懂答案？我不想去找。